[Evel I] Yeah!!! Evel Knievel!! Remember when he had that special rocket bike made so he could jump Snake River Canyon? Then he wimped out or something... Now, he just jumps bones. Probably those belonging to these vampire chicks he's kicking it with. He's got tons of books about his bad-ass self, and even a pinball machine, and a record too. How many of you punks can say that? I'm extra-down with The Ballad of Evel Knievel. "He knows some day he's gonna have to face that canyon in the sky". If I ever find one of those Evel crank motorcycle toys again, that shit is as good as bought. Evel... you truly are an American Legend! Wait... What's that you say?!! Evel is now endorsing old-folks mobility scooters?!! Aw, Evel. Why'd you have to go out like that?