Monday, May 27, 2002

[Filthy Puppet Mouth] I was going to devote a whole day's posts to 'Puppets Who Tell You How to Live Your Life', but I thought better of it. Davy and Goliath got co-opted by Mountain Dew, and the creepy religious puppet/human duos who rain blow upon blow of Divine Word upon unsuspecting children for a more angry, ultra-right God have been covered elsewhere. I couldn't even find any evil puppet material to balance out the mix in the interest of fairness, which would have been great. But hey, don't let that get you down! Instead, laugh it up with a wacky outtake clip from the 70's kid show, "New Zoo Review" (Realplayer format)that has two of its stars (the frog and the owl) talking some scandalously outrageous junk. Wowee!! These way-out puppeteers are going bananas! Will they ever learn?!