[Malarkey? or Effective Way?] Fantastic new-agey homeo-quackery from the Orient. The author, Mr. Nishigaki, didn't even bother to grammar-check the title of the book he's selling on Amazon. Apparently, the printer wasn't about to help him out either. From the Amazon site, a quote directly from its pages: "Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus." Before you holler out 'Sign me up!', check into whether the sweet mucus leaking is a good thing, or an involuntary event caused by some kind of mysterious, ancient curse.