Religious Cults Reviewed. Smart-Alecky crank-mailers ask the tough questions to representatives of various cults to see which one's the best. Regrettably, none of the cults interviewed took time to brag about their respective compounds, which begs the question, 'Can it really be considered a cult if they don't even have a compound to showcase?' Like, am I supposed to stockpile doomsday provisions in my bathroom closet or something? For my money, nothing says 'cult' like communal stockpiling capabilities.
"Even though I find Scientology extremely overpriced, the literature is easy to understand and they do have a lot of celebrities. I am currently looking for a theology which is not very complex, rigorous or expensive, offers an easy passage to heaven and hopefully is tax deductible."