[Sabbath, priest, wasp… we already speak the same language] The pranksters who brought you Hessian Love did it again with Hessian Love II, a fake personal ad ostensibly placed by a Bored Metal Housewife who lists her Religion as "Rock N' Roll". You'd think her warning ("p.s. you should be warned... i party HARD.") would be enough to keep the metal dudes away but strangely, they seemed not to heed it and responded in droves. I'm sure you'll be as disappointed as I was to see that only three would-be suitors listed Judas Priest as influences/activies, which is just further proof that metal isn't what it used to be. If she actually existed, I'd steer Hessian Girl toward Hessian #21 ("I have a lot of money. Do you need help beautiful girl? ... We are meant for one another. Don't forget to talk to me.") although his power tie lacks devil-horn headbanger cred. Then there's #22 who... aw, read it yourself.