[TV assault!] In a flagrant violation of short-term fame expiration statutes, Kato Kaelin is out hyping a new show in which he goes door to door inviting himself to be your houseguest for the weekend. Somebody please get me a meeting with some of these desperate ABC network execs. I don't have anything actually written yet, but I could ad lib a better idea than this. Honest. In an even more serious violation, he's still hitting us with that busted haircut that he appears to be somehow trapped under.