Wednesday, May 29, 2002

[What to do about that pesky office hacker] A must-see employee training video about how to 'handle' the hacker you've just hired, from a production company that probably would otherwise be doing dog training videos for public library distribution. Some of the most overt playing to stereotypes since F-Troop.
Hint: The hacker is the guy with the ponytail hunched at the computer and playing with the soldering iron, not the drone in the suit who's bitching about productivity and pacing back and forth right next to Ponytail's desk. I'm surprised they didn't dress the hacker in an anarchy t-shirt for good measure.
Q: "My hacker doesn't fit well with our corporate society."
A: "Consider hiring a companion hacker"
Absolutely brilliant, courtesy of i.am.haze.cx.