[Worm me up] Now you can tell all of those funny people from the west coast that your negative energy is useful for more just than harshing their scene. Scientists now believe that people can travel through quantum wormholes. How? "Ghost radiation", of freakin' course. "It would be a delicate operation, however. Add too much negative energy, the scientists discovered, and the wormhole will briefly explode into a new universe that expands at the speed of light, much as astrophysicists say ours did immediately after the big bang." What the hey- I say we give it a shot anyway. If we end up starting a new universe, I've got a whole list of idiots who shouldn't be allowed in this time. In the new universe, I want a nicer car.