Stop the presses!!!! George W. today made the daring proclamation that the U.S. stock market is "not as strong as it should be." This probing and incisive commentary comes after Worldcom hit 9 cents, dragging the rest of the market down with it. Check the memo that was sent to employees this morning. Is CEO John Sidgmore a smooth cat, or what?! He mentions $3.055 billion worth of accounting errors like it was change that somehow dropped out of his pocket. He goes on to say they have "plenty of cash on hand". I bet you do, John! With a few odd billion flying into the wrong accounts, I'm sure your petty cash fund is pretty well stocked.