Wednesday, September 25, 2002

Peru Congressman wants a gun duel. There are a few fascinating things in this very short article.
The satisfaction-demanding Eittel Ramos wants it on a beach. What a perfect place for the ultimate mano-a-mano showdown! I can almost hear the minor-keyed, reverb-drenched surf guitar soundtrack as they pace it off... All this because legislator David Waisman (David Waisman??? Peruvian gun dueler??? Gee, It just doesn't sound right.) called him a "coward". Well, Eittel, my friend, your deadly invitation alone proves that you're no stinkin' coward. Also, dig this snippet: "It is unclear if duels are legal in Peru." To whom is it unclear? The Annanova quirkies editor (excellent job title), or the entire legislative body of Peru, one of whom is going to get fired upon... in a duel... on a beach. All in all, a supurb story. I'm hungry for more.