["Painted Cake Pie in the Sky" politics] One positive note in the disastrous showdown between the U.S. and North Korea is the bonus surplus of North Korenglishisms that have been flooding our shores. It really breaks the monotony of having to rely on our own English-speaking president to conjure malapropisms and fictional additions to the canon of Beaurocratese.
Today, North Korea effectively bit the hand that was offering to feed it, by dismissing the U.S's offer for talks as 'Deceptive Drama', while issuing the amazing quote: ``The U.S. loudmouthed supply of energy and food aid are like a painted cake pie in the sky as they are possible only after the DPRK (North Korea) is totally disarmed,''
The North Korean English-language news website is even better with press releases with titles like: "Drama "The Fog Hanging Low Over the Motherland Is Breaking Away" and "U.S. frantic moves to stifle DPRK under fire". They even have plans for "building powerful nation" in case you want to use their material for reference in your own absolutist power schemes.
Although the people's propaganda site is apparently hosted in Japan (what the?), this somehow doesnt stop their communcations guys from issuing statements like "Japan is not an ‘unsinkable aircraft carrier.’ Japan should ponder over the fact that a powder magazine of military expansion extremely heated will catch fire and Japan will be sunken in the Pacific forever before its missiles are launched toward the continent."
Whooo-HAH! These cats mean bid-NISS! I've only got one thing to say to that, North Korea: This here one capitalist stooge puppet that not want insane Rigamarole and suffer greatly defeat at hands of mighty people's unified!
If absurd boasts are your thing, the NTTimes has a further collection of zingers here.
``Party officials told us that the Americans kneeled down before the Great General Kim Jong Il begging for a deal,'' said Yoo. North Korea regularly boasts it can eliminate the Americans ``to the last one if the U.S. war maniacs infringe upon our fatherland by one inch.'' The United States and its allies brush away such reckless bravado. With its centrally planned economy in shambles, North Korea has depended on outside aid to feed its 22 million people since the mid-1990s.
Today, North Korea effectively bit the hand that was offering to feed it, by dismissing the U.S's offer for talks as 'Deceptive Drama', while issuing the amazing quote: ``The U.S. loudmouthed supply of energy and food aid are like a painted cake pie in the sky as they are possible only after the DPRK (North Korea) is totally disarmed,''
The North Korean English-language news website is even better with press releases with titles like: "Drama "The Fog Hanging Low Over the Motherland Is Breaking Away" and "U.S. frantic moves to stifle DPRK under fire". They even have plans for "building powerful nation" in case you want to use their material for reference in your own absolutist power schemes.
Although the people's propaganda site is apparently hosted in Japan (what the?), this somehow doesnt stop their communcations guys from issuing statements like "Japan is not an ‘unsinkable aircraft carrier.’ Japan should ponder over the fact that a powder magazine of military expansion extremely heated will catch fire and Japan will be sunken in the Pacific forever before its missiles are launched toward the continent."
Whooo-HAH! These cats mean bid-NISS! I've only got one thing to say to that, North Korea: This here one capitalist stooge puppet that not want insane Rigamarole and suffer greatly defeat at hands of mighty people's unified!
If absurd boasts are your thing, the NTTimes has a further collection of zingers here.
``Party officials told us that the Americans kneeled down before the Great General Kim Jong Il begging for a deal,'' said Yoo. North Korea regularly boasts it can eliminate the Americans ``to the last one if the U.S. war maniacs infringe upon our fatherland by one inch.'' The United States and its allies brush away such reckless bravado. With its centrally planned economy in shambles, North Korea has depended on outside aid to feed its 22 million people since the mid-1990s.
