Those wacky Japanese are at it again. This time, biker gangs are torturing members of rival gangs by forcing them to eat wasabi and chili peppers. If that's not bad enough, the ladies are fashioning their pubic hair in crude approximations of British soccer star David Beckham's mohawk hairdo.
"Styling your pubic hair is a lot harder than most people think," sex worker Ayuchi tells Shukan Jitsuwa. "Actually, I've got a bit of a Toda look myself, at the moment. My boyfriend told me that I should dye my pubic hair bright red, but there's no way I'm going to do that. I want my hair to hurry up and grow back so I can return to the Beckham look."
Riiiight...