McDonalds gets sued over a tough bagel.
The suit alleges the wife "lost the care, comfort, consortium and society of her husband."

Can someone please sue McDonalds over something real? How about the fact that they hire the only the meanest, most sociopathic miscreants? The typical McDonalds "Can I take your order" person would rather shoot you than smile or be polite. The thing is, they hate you. They're oozing a palpable hate in every McDonalds no matter where in the U.S. you go. Its a universal McDonalds truth. Then there's the shilling for Disney, the sheer offensiveness of the "Big N' Tasty", and the unexplained disappearance of Captain Crook.