You know its a Monday when you're snowed in under 2 feet and you've just been threatened with total nuclear annihilation! All bow to our new North Korean masters!
"Victory in a nuclear conflict will be ours and the red flag of army-first politics will flutter ever more vigorously," a North Korean state radio broadcast said, as reported by South Korea's Yonhap news agency. "Our victory is certain and the future ever more radiant."
We hear ya loud 'n clear, comrade! As a matter of fact, we're already used to "army-first politics" over here in what they're still calling the good ole' U.S. of A. so our tolerance level to that sort of thing is sky-high. Have you read Patriot I and II? Try to outdo those nuggets in terms of brazen dictatorial gall. On the plus side, I suppose that the power shift from one megolomaniacal imbecile to another would run pretty smoothly. They could even take ShrubCo's existing speeches and search-and-replace "freedom and democracy" with "united people's glorious horizon of prosperous tomorrow" and we'd still get the gist. Is it too much to ask that someone who shouldn't be straightjacketed take us over? Anybody? No? Please??