Anybody who's stopped to read this thing for any length of time knows how scared to death the Daily Jive is of puppets. Imagine my horror when I visited Sharpeworld and stumbled on to a sick counterculture where puppets are created in the image of ordinary people, then carefully photographed in a JC Penney portrait studio setting, the disturbing results of which are displayed alongside their human counterparts. Egad.

Puppet portraits make outstanding birthday presents, anniversary gifts, Mother's Day gifts, or a special, unique gift for any occasion you choose, real or imagined. They're guaranteed to bring a smile, and touch a heart. How about a wedding portrait for a 50th anniversary couple? Let your imagination run wild. The possibilities are endless. Basic puppet portrait cost: $125.00 + accessories.