Kiss my split tongue: The legalities of Botox vs. more "extreme" body modifications.
So then. Someone slicing their tongue, or stretching their earlobes, or piercing their clitoris, all in the name of their own self-defined subcultural semianarchic context of beauty and pleasure and self-realization and Ethan Allen spanking, is this such a bad thing? Who are you, with the boob job and the bleached teeth and the $250 haircut and the cute little dolphin tattoo, to protest?

I have no problem with tongue-splitting or the various sub-dermal spike-insertions that seem to be the rage lately, but I'd gladly support legislation that bans self-tattooing. Apparently non-inmates are doing this now. It must be stopped.

Wendy"my fience' saw how good my work was getting and decide she wanted another tat. she found a Miney mouse in the book where i got Goofy. I put it on her right ankle and it looks emaculant. I did an incredable job on it. then i took the picture of her Miney and made her into Mickey and put it on my right ankle. Now we have a pair of good looking matching tats.