Tuesday, June 17, 2003

Bad Movie Planet hooks you up with all the films that are so bad they're good. Just browsing the titles in the 'unknown movies' section is fun ('Shootfighter', 'Pink Nights', 'Give Me My Money').
Believe me, there's a lot to savor about Nail Gun Massacre, both in a genuine sense and unintentional. Well, there's a few faults, I guess, so I'll get them out of the way first. First, the movie's score consists of a few bars played over and over by what seems to be one of those cheesy Casio keyboards, in the "electronic piano" mode. When a character is speaking, sometimes a couple of notes will play after every sentence.
"What you have here is an apparent epidemic." DUM DUM!
"Seems we've been losing a lot of men at that construction site." DA DA!