Speaking of viscous farm attacks, the awesomely titled "Cruelest Farmer in Britian" got popped for throwing two people into a pit of 'slurry'.
He first grabbed Mr McCulloch, 28, by his overalls, dragged him across the yard and attempted to dunk him in the putrid liquid - consisting of mud, animal faeces and urine.
This sounds pretty bad. Even if we're not sure whether the slurry consisted animal faeces and animal urine, or animal faeces and cruel farmer urine. Either way. I'm also not sure how an almost-70 farmer did this to two people. Maybe, like some kind of farming, redneck hulk, his excess of cruelty manifested itself in superhuman strength. Leave it to the Brits to refer to a double-count of shit-dragging as an "affray".
He first grabbed Mr McCulloch, 28, by his overalls, dragged him across the yard and attempted to dunk him in the putrid liquid - consisting of mud, animal faeces and urine.
This sounds pretty bad. Even if we're not sure whether the slurry consisted animal faeces and animal urine, or animal faeces and cruel farmer urine. Either way. I'm also not sure how an almost-70 farmer did this to two people. Maybe, like some kind of farming, redneck hulk, his excess of cruelty manifested itself in superhuman strength. Leave it to the Brits to refer to a double-count of shit-dragging as an "affray".
