Friday, January 23, 2004

[Your Tax Dollars at Work]
The ever-ridiculous Dick Cheney massacres farmed pheasants. Lots of them.
No report on whether he actually tried to shoot a few while they were still in their cages.
The court-appointed menacing pile topped off his slaughter-filled day by getting a ride in the ultimate asshole-mobile. I wonder if he's ever eaten a human baby?

More than 400 birds were killed in one lackadaisical afternoon. Dick himself blasted the living crap out of 70 birds, all by himself. That's right, 70. Plus an unknown number of mallard ducks. Then they had them all plucked and vacuum packed and sent back home to show off to the staff. Dick was driven back to the airport in a Humvee.