Brewed from the muddy waters of Upper Crudney on the Thames, just down river from the glue factory.
Oh my gosh, it's Frothingslosh! The pale, stale, ale; the beer with the foam on the bottom, and otherwise self-proclaimed worst beer ever mass-marketed. You can spot the Fatima Yechbluch can a mile off.
Slogans and tag lines ran the full gamut. Oh my gosh, it’s Olde Frothingslosh. A whale of an ale for the pale stale male. Brewed from the muddy waters of Upper Crudney on the Thames, just down river from the glue factory. The castle-like brewery was built in record time; they worked knights. Hippety Hops makes it Tops. Hi dittom dottom, the foam is on the bottom. Pittsburgh’s favorite josh. Real busto. It’s flexible, guaranteed to fit any shape glass. Neurotically inspected, brewed with the exclusive Dank Tank formula. Sold only once a year! One taste will tell you why! Brewed with just the kiss of the mops.
Oh my gosh, it's Frothingslosh! The pale, stale, ale; the beer with the foam on the bottom, and otherwise self-proclaimed worst beer ever mass-marketed. You can spot the Fatima Yechbluch can a mile off.
Slogans and tag lines ran the full gamut. Oh my gosh, it’s Olde Frothingslosh. A whale of an ale for the pale stale male. Brewed from the muddy waters of Upper Crudney on the Thames, just down river from the glue factory. The castle-like brewery was built in record time; they worked knights. Hippety Hops makes it Tops. Hi dittom dottom, the foam is on the bottom. Pittsburgh’s favorite josh. Real busto. It’s flexible, guaranteed to fit any shape glass. Neurotically inspected, brewed with the exclusive Dank Tank formula. Sold only once a year! One taste will tell you why! Brewed with just the kiss of the mops.
