Tuesday, June 15, 2004

Perhaps in a bizarre tribute to Ronald Reagan's villianous attempt to classify ketchup as a vegatable for schoolchildren, the USDA this week classified frozen french fries as a "fresh vegatable".
"I find it pretty outrageous, really," said Elliott, who argued that the Batter-Coating Rule is so vague that chocolate-covered cherries, packed in a candy box, would qualify as fresh fruit.

"This is something that only lawyers could do," Elliott said, pointing to a stack of legal documents debating the French fry change. "There must be 100 pages there about something you could summarize in one paragraph: Batter-coated French fries are not fresh vegetables."