Behind Enemy Lines: Advice From a Partisan
If during your stay in New York you would like to join the great free-thinking herd of the diverse, simply acknowledge aloud that the war in Iraq has permanently set back the Middle East peace process and accept the blame for the following outrages: outsourcing, the French's loss of esteem for America, Mr. Ashcroft's attempt to erect a gallows in Columbus Circle, and Mr. Bush's failure instantly to stop reading "My Pet Goat" aloud to the Sarasota second graders on Sept. 11 after being informed that planes were suddenly flying into buildings.
If during your stay in New York you would like to join the great free-thinking herd of the diverse, simply acknowledge aloud that the war in Iraq has permanently set back the Middle East peace process and accept the blame for the following outrages: outsourcing, the French's loss of esteem for America, Mr. Ashcroft's attempt to erect a gallows in Columbus Circle, and Mr. Bush's failure instantly to stop reading "My Pet Goat" aloud to the Sarasota second graders on Sept. 11 after being informed that planes were suddenly flying into buildings.
