With all of these terrorists running around our streets and backalleys, you think that the Bush's Department of Homeland Security would be pretty busy. When they're not busy looking under rocks for turbaned evildoers, they're intimidating toystore owners over complete and utter nonsense. Terrorists may have an unlimited supply of firearms due to the shoddy handling of the Assault Weapons ban renewal, and literally tons of conventional explosives courtesy of ignoring a known weapons cache, but you'll never catch them with a fake Rubik's cube.